The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Canadian Mounties. I liked the 'Lone Ranger,' I liked shows where… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
You can't be afraid to put out a fire if you're a fireman. You can't be afraid to be a police officer and carry… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I have the utmost respect and 'aloha' for black people - who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
“The difference between a wise man and a fool is a wise man learns his lessons from other people’s mistakes and a fool only… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
It's just like being a father; you got to show them love and you got to show them the path. I don't like this… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I've always taken pride to be the white guy that can talk to the black people, that can refer to them truly as a… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
We believe that God is big enough to give every nationality their own religion, as he's given them their own taste in food, in… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
