I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the… — Eric Andre Copy Share
I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts. — Eric Andre Copy Share
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons'… — Eric Andre Copy Share
Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview. — Eric Andre Copy Share
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square… — Eric Andre Copy Share
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share
ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites. — Eric Andre Copy Share
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome… — Eric Andre Copy Share
I've never seen 'The Goonies.' I've never seen 'Indiana Jones.' I watched 'UHF' over and over again when I was little, and that was… — Eric Andre Copy Share
You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections. — Eric Andre Copy Share
