World Oldest Quotes

I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“The world’s oldest living tree, the Methuselah, is 4,600 years old”

— Adam Anderson

“Chauvet Cave: The Discovery of the World’s Oldest Paintings, Jean-Marie Chauvet”

— Victoria Finlay

The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed.

— David Letterman

“the world's oldest written recipe is for beer.”

— Anonymous

“God is the world's oldest philosopher; love is the world's oldest sage.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

Other job markets may lay claim to the title, but astronomy is actually the world's oldest profession.

— Phil Plait

“Truth is the world's oldest saint, pride is the world's oldest sinner, and love is the world's oldest sage.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“If prostitution is the oldest profession, then love is the world’s oldest problem, and it’s a dodgy sport.”

— Scott Parker

“The world’s oldest ‘art’ (77,000 years old) comes from Blombos Cave on the southern coast of South Africa.”

— James David Lewis-Williams

The world's oldest Christian populations have been driven from their homes and have become nearly extinct in the Middle East.

— Katie Pavlich

I see myself as the world's oldest living teenager... I try to get as much kick out of things as possible.

— Iris Apfel

“If all the centenarians formed their own country, they’d be both the youngest country in the world, and the oldest.”

— Jarod Kintz

My biggest love is space. I completed 800 hours' space training in Moscow and I became the world's oldest man to go…

— Brian Blessed

Prostitution is said to be the world's oldest profession. It is, indeed, a model of all professional work: the worker relinquishes control…

— Thomas Szasz

The United States is just now the oldest country in the world, there always is an oldest country and she is it,…

— Gertrude Stein