“I awake to canine asshole. “Noel, get your twinkler outta here!” I scream. Andy’s in his favourite cargo shorts … “But wouldn’t mankind be better off if we all did the Presentation of the Anus? Summit meetings of world leaders… — Rodney Ross Copy Share Image
“Will I ever be happy again?” “Do we even know we’re happy when we’re happy?” — Rodney Ross Copy Share Image
“Never make sport, no matter how lighthearted, of someone’s vocation.” — Rodney Ross Copy Share Image
“Were there Madison County bridges or were they all trysts in tool sheds?” — Rodney Ross Copy Share Image
“Just be careful of the what-ifs,” she warns. They’ll tumble in your head like laundry that won’t dry.” — Rodney Ross Copy Share Image
