Words Used Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

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I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the…

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I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these…

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It was a boy's name first.

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The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and…

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Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

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I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

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There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until…

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It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for…

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When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

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Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

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I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

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You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right…

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