“I knew you'd be pleased. But I beg of you: don't write things like 'The fox was orally fixated all afternoon.' There are so many foreign words in your stories, they'd make a four or five-year-old drop stone dead. Hungarian,… — Noémi Szécsi Copy Share Image
“I knew you'd be pleased. But I beg of you: don't write things like 'The fox was orally fixated all afternoon.' There are so… — Noémi Szécsi Copy Share
“Reader, do not doubt the truth of my words, for the tale I tell is a lie from beginning to end. It is often… — Noémi Szécsi Copy Share
“I really don't crave literary immortality - I will achieve life through my bloodline as a vampire. All I want is to see my… — Noémi Szécsi Copy Share
“Where is Grandpa?" I asked Grandma, who was gazing into the distance with the expression of a well-fed cobra on her face. "Now that… — Noémi Szécsi Copy Share
“Unless you start sucking blood soon, there'll be hell to pay. It's in your blood, as it were, but what would really motivate you… — Noémi Szécsi Copy Share
