Wordplay Quotes · Page 4

Just Because Im Arrogant Doesn't Mean That Im Not Better Than You!

— Rock Cowles

That’s why you call it a budget. You set it and you don’t budge.

— Jennifer Morrison

“Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves”

— Lewis Carroll

I antagonize people wherever I go. I think it's a mirth defect.

— Rock Cowles

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

— Dorothy Parker

When all else fails, go back to bed. Repeat as necessary.

— Rock Cowles

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

— Mark Twain

“ (Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland.”

— Ringo Starr

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, he’d mused, that most people will never find their ‘call me Ishmael’.”

— Django Wylie

I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she…

— Rock Cowles

You go back to those films of the '40s and '50s and hear the dialogue, the way the people played off each…

— Clive Owen

“He finds himself bored by the shenanigans of highly spirited young men. Their concerns reside somewhere between balder and dash.”

— Sara Sheridan

“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it." [ Women Know Everything! ]”

— Dorothy Parker

“Scots from hogtowns or cowtowns work from cockcrow to moondown -- to chop down woodlots, to plow down cornrows.”

— Christian Bök

Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof.…

— Bill Engvall

“His mother, Zach explained, taught the Romantics and named her sons accordingly, extravagantly, tempting fate. She plays a terrible game of names.…

— Emma Richler

“Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor;…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

I can be really silly when I'm not actually writing silliness, and I have to rein that in. Pynchon, in my opinion,…

— Mary Kay Zuravleff

If you were to climb up on your desk, walk around behind your monitor and lean way over so you could see…

— John Langdon

In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and…

— Tom Hanks