Ahh, wordplay, Olubowale my first name. I think Im Koko B. Ware, you just a bird babe. — Wale Copy Share Image
Saying yes all the time won't make me Wonder Woman. It will make me a worn out woman. — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Though this child came in with nothing but excess baby fat, chemical brain waves, and mother and son bodily toxins on his… — David Scheier Copy Share Image
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
I probably spent more time listening to albums than writing songs. But I think that gave me all the tricks in terms… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everything that Alice said; ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Are we absolutely certain that Becky Albertalli didn't just steal the diary of a hilariously observant teenage boy? Simon vs. the Homo… — Tim Federle Copy Share Image
“The place suggested a convent with the modern improvements—an asylum in which privacy, though unbroken, might be not quite identical with privation,… — Henry James Copy Share Image
