“Ever seen Xena? Wonder Woman? Weird Science? Yeah. He wants a mythical creature.” — Jenni Kosarin Copy Share Image
“Ever seen Xena? Wonder Woman? Weird Science? Yeah. He wants a mythical creature.” — Jenni Kosarin Copy Share Image
“Funny though. If he finds a way to make a morally just cause heard, he becomes a saint...His worst enemy is himself. Which is what you have to deal with if you want to be with him. He's anxious like the show-off drunk at a karaoke bar when the words don't come up on the screen. Make sure you give… — Jenni Kosarin Copy Share
“Just tell him you're a virgin already. Or close to it. But you've been trained by professional strippers. And your boyfriend is waiting for… — Jenni Kosarin Copy Share Image
