At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment! — David Henry Copy Share Image
Ever notice how men insult each other and don't really mean it and women compliment each other and don't really mean it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
