“... Melissa better not turn her back on her because nothing sums up crazy as much as a fat woman in love.” — Paul Cleave Copy Share Image
“... Melissa better not turn her back on her because nothing sums up crazy as much as a fat woman in love.” — Paul Cleave Copy Share Image
“I knew he was gay. When we were fifteen, though, he was so deep in the closet I’m sure he could taste Turkish delight.” — Paul Cleave Copy Share Image
“Monday does what it does best- it arrives quicker than any other day. Joshua is sure the physics behind that is something neither Albert… — Paul Cleave Copy Share Image
“Most killers have pretty average lifestyles. Steady jobs too. Sometimes they're even living the family life-white picket fence and a four-door sedan. That's what… — Paul Cleave Copy Share Image
“That’s the thing about the Scott Bullies of the world - they do what they want because they can, because they don’t care, because… — Paul Cleave Copy Share Image
