Witty twitter bios Quotes

99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep.

— Anonymous

Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer…

— Anonymous

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

— Anonymous

Born at a very young age.

— Anonymous

Let me bitch at you every day until you sort your shit out.

— Anonymous

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

— Anonymous

Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything.

— Anonymous