Short of finding a place on the witness protection programme, you don't get many opportunities to completely reinvent your life. Going to… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Witness protection just makes for exciting stories and it's a really rich sort of place to grab stories from... people starting over… — Mary McCormack Copy Share Image
Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
“Rules for Disappearing by Witness Protection Prisoner #18A7R04M: Don’t fall into a routine. Shake things up. Doing the same thing over and… — Ashley Elston Copy Share Image
I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as… — Phil Donahue Copy Share Image
“The MacKinnons were always new, always almost just like everyone else. Always next door to normal. It was like growing up in… — Ann-Marie MacDonald Copy Share Image
