“The verdict of this court is that the accused are guilty of witchcraft. The maximum penalty the law allows is to be burned to death.However, in view of your previous good background I am disposed to be lenient. I therefore… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
I have to declare in all candor that no one interested in being published in our time can afford to be so naive as… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
We project our ideas about ourselves into the heavens and call them ideas about God. — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is, in fact deep blue. And over there: lighter blue… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
It's impossible to overvalue the importance of television - both in its serious and less serious functions. It's one of our most important ways… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Baldrick, we are about as similar as two...dis-similar things in a pod!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Percy, you are dismissed from my service." "Me? Why, my lord?" "Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
Most writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks. — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Baldrick: Have you got a plan, my lord? Blackadder: Yes I have, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
