It is less dishonor to hear imperfectly than to speak imperfectly. The ears are excused; the understanding is not. — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
“you ask too many questions," snapped Cletus. I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers.” — David Baldacci Copy Share Image
A little wit and a great deal of ill-nature will furnish a man for satire; but the greatest instance of wit is… — John Tillotson Copy Share Image
I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I do not like to employ secretaries that have more wit than myself. I am afraid to make them write all my… — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne Copy Share Image
I'll be there for you, I will care for you, I keep thinking you just don't know. Tryna run from that, say… — Drake Copy Share Image
“Writing a book is like sliding down a rainbow! Marketing it is like trudging through a field of chewed bubblegum on a… — Betty Dravis Copy Share Image
“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between… — Florence King Copy Share Image
Time is always wanting to me, and I cannot meet with a single day when I am nut hurried along, driven to… — George Sand Copy Share Image
At present, the novels which we owe to English ladies form no small part of the literary glory of our country. No… — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
Who was it who said that every virtue contains its corresponding vice? C.S. Lewis? Virginia Woolf? You forget. But it has always… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
For poetry, he's past his prime, He takes an hour to find a rhyme; His fire is out, his wit decayed, His… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Wine works the heart up, wakes the wit; There is no cure 'gainst age but it. and 'Tis late and cold, stir… — John Fletcher Copy Share Image
We are deeply saddened to hear about the passing of Jonathan Hardy. The clever wit and joy he brought to his performance… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
“Generosity without delicacy, like wit without judgment, generally gives as much pain as pleasure. The” — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
“He drew a circle that shut me out- Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout. But love and I had the wit to… — Edwin Markham Copy Share Image
The girl that I wanna save is like a danger to my health Try being wit somebody that wanna be somebody else. — Drake Copy Share Image
I have had to change the game to one that is a match of wits rather than brawn to give myself a… — Todd Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
It doesn't phaze, I amaze wit my phrases Play this in your Jeep, so your neighbors lose some sleep (I wanna thank… — Del tha Funkee Homosapien Copy Share Image
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
After I published a book called Lincoln's Virtues a wit said that my next book should be Lincoln's Vices. But in my… — William Lee Miller Copy Share Image
“conservative n. A person who possesses an underdeveloped taste for tyranny. liberal n. A person who believes in liberty, but only for… — Leslie Starr O'Hara Copy Share Image
Wit is the lightning of the mind, reason the sunshine, and reflection the moonlight. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington Copy Share Image
If you put on an Oscar Wilde [play], it will interest those who are interested in Oscar Wilde. But it won't interest… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
Dad was synonymous with his charm and wit and grace, and it was sort of the perfect way to go for him. — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books. — Alec-Tweedie Copy Share Image
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a… — Dorothy Richardson Copy Share Image
I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4 — Scott Capurro Copy Share Image
Religion supposed Heaven and Hell, the word of God, and sacraments, and twenty other circumstances which, taken seriously, are a wonderful check… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
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