Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in… — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking... — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the… — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share
