The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive is that you can still say 'I wish I were dead' — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
I do not know what dust is, I do not know where it comes from, I only know that it settles on things. I… — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
“How do you know you're a girl? I'm wearing a frock. And if you take it off? I get cold, so I put it… — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
“I need nothing I have everything I need I lie upon the coffin a doughnut in my hand” — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
I was stuck on the side of a mountain in Scotland. I was looking down on emptiness. I lay on my back and looked… — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
“Finally, I was let down and joined the others at the window, to watch the sleet fall.” — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
“Several notes were missing. They had always been missing, except for two that I had levered out with a poker when three...The anticipated thrill… — ivor cutler Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still. — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive… — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
