“I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse? Cause if it is i'm afraid i'm going to have to wake up the potty mouth police and have them make an arrest. So Stark's not dead yet. Zoey:Gosh, thanks for the update. You just made… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
