If the soup had been as warm as the wine; if the wine had been as old as the turkey; and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid, it would have been a swell dinner. — Duncan Hines Copy Share Image
If the soup had been as warm as the wine; if the wine had been as old as the turkey; and if the turkey… — Duncan Hines Copy Share Image
More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving. — Duncan Hines Copy Share Image
I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it. — Duncan Hines Copy Share Image
