If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
The falling leaves drift by the window The autumn leaves of red and gold.... I see your lips, the summer kisses The… — Johnny Mercer Copy Share Image
Yes, it's in my left ear. It's excruciating... I mean, it's the worst thing 'cause it's not... It never... It does go… — Jeff Beck Copy Share Image
Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Despite having seen a fair amount of the world, I still love travelling - I just have an insatiable curiosity and like… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
P. G. Wodehouse... used, when in town, to solve the problem of the long walk to the post-office by the simple expedient… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
The point they (Lissitzky, Rodchenko, Tatlin, Gabo, the neo-Plasticists, and so on) all had in common was to be inside and outside… — Willem de Kooning Copy Share Image
For me, addiction exposes all of the brain mechanism under the influence of a profoundly distorted primary motivation. It's such a window… — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
I will remember the kisses our lips raw with love and how you gave me everything you had and how I offered… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand… — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
I worry hope will crush me, the way love has so many times before. Are they so different, hope and love? O… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
So here’s where they put you. I didn’t think they even used these cells anymore.” He glanced sideways. “I got the wrong… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When hopes and dreams are loose in the streets, it is well for the timid to lock doors, shutter windows and lie… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel.… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Truth is naturally universal...and shines into many different windows, though many are clouded. — Anya Seton Copy Share Image
May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter, and every window open to great possibility. — Mary Anne Radmacher Copy Share Image
A raintree bent towards a window in one side of the bungalow, eavesdropping on the conversations that had taken place inside over… — Tan Twan Eng Copy Share Image
Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive. — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
Players have a very short window of opportunity and they're just interested in what they can earn. — Tim Henman Copy Share Image
I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Over the near term there is clearly the opportunity to work with Microsoft to do to a better job of creating a… — John W. Thompson Copy Share Image
Bay windows are big and beautiful and will open up a home far more than a normal window. There's more glass on… — George Clarke Copy Share Image
