“Not many musicians can get 10000 people to show up and help pay his back taxes, and when farmers are going broke and transatlantic pipelines need to be stopped and towns are blown up in fertilizer explosions or schools for… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall Copy Share
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class.… — Rich Hall Copy Share
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall Copy Share
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. — Rich Hall Copy Share
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet… — Rich Hall Copy Share
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall Copy Share
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. — Rich Hall Copy Share
“Not many musicians can get 10000 people to show up and help pay his back taxes, and when farmers are going broke and transatlantic… — Rich Hall Copy Share
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are… — Rich Hall Copy Share
“Good things come to those who wait, but shit pretty much shows up right away, doesn't it?” — Rich Hall Copy Share
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. — Rich Hall Copy Share
