I'm not gonna leave my wife by herself while she's having a second baby. — Dennis Schroder Copy Share Image
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in that - the husband and wife having to be just alike. I think it's better if they kind… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
