“she’s aggressive and grabs my wiener, though, I may have to come up with another plan.” — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“ Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone. ” — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“The quality of a wiener is determined not by its tastiness; but by length.” — I. C. Wiener Copy Share Image
“Some writers add beauty to the world while others lament its ugliness. Left with these two options, I'd say Wiener wasn't so… — Gabriela Weiner Copy Share Image
