The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time?… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. And that's why… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
There's a mindset in other countries that if you're an American, you're a Christian. Well, those people are sadly misled; they don't know our country. Our country is wicked, and the Christians are few. Just like they're few in other countries, they're few here. There may be many churches and there may be church buildings on every street corner and… — Tim Conway Copy Share
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
The majority of what calls itself Christianity today is a circus. You've got a bunch of people chasing health, wealth, prosperity; chasing a good time, chasing the social club, chasing where the action's happening, chasing the good music and the good times. But few people are out there chasing God, and truly going hard after Him, and truly making the… — Tim Conway Copy Share
