“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.” — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“The green of these mountains in my lungs smelled like an old friend, one who wouldn't tell lies to you. One who understood. One… — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through, Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through. He'd lay in bed 'til the morning came,… — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.” — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking… — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?” — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a… — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.” — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a… — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little… — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
“You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.” — Jason Jack Miller Copy Share Image
