“What does 'wifey material' even mean when someone at the Washington Post thinks the headline 'Marriage Is for White People?' is okay? The article, of course, became another one of Gina's and my obsessions. The Washington fucking Post was against… — Helena Andrews Copy Share Image
“What does 'wifey material' even mean when someone at the Washington Post thinks the headline 'Marriage Is for White People?' is okay? The article,… — Helena Andrews Copy Share Image
“Two thousand and seven was the year we officially entered our late twenties - the starting line of the death march to menopause.” — Helena Andrews Copy Share Image
“Crazy astraunaut ladies and fabulous twenty-something black chicks are in the same spaceship: they're aliens among men blasting off to who knows where.” — Helena Andrews Copy Share Image
“I don't think Michelle [Obama:] minds bein our new muse. I think she gets it. We little brown girls - drunk off The Cosby… — Helena Andrews Copy Share Image
“By then she was the only one of her seven siblings without a child and quickly approaching thirty (which is like forty when you… — Helena Andrews Copy Share Image