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White Goodman Quotes

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When you hear the snarky swagger of White Goodman, you instantly picture the absurd confidence that made Dodgeball a cult favorite. These 13 punchy remarks capture his over‑the‑top bravado and the humor that still lands. If you crave more cinematic sarcasm, check out Comic Book Villains and Comedy Film Quotes.

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Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

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That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

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I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

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Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

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Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

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Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

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It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

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Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which…

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Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your…

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Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

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Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

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Go on and make your jokes Mr… Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

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