White dude speed' is the kind of quickness that you see from a guy who's trying to beat the 'Do Not Walk' sign across the street. They're moving but not fast enough to scuff their boat shoes. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Copy Share
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around you hostage… — Sean Evans Copy Share
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it. — Sean Evans Copy Share
I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because we didn't… — Sean Evans Copy Share
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Copy Share
Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen. — Sean Evans Copy Share
Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot Ones' takes… — Sean Evans Copy Share
Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against Julius Randle?… — Sean Evans Copy Share
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months,… — Sean Evans Copy Share
At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig at the… — Sean Evans Copy Share
When I'm a little kid watching Chicago Bears games, hot salsa would be on the table and the first time I was like, 'Ah,… — Sean Evans Copy Share
If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be incredibly athletic… — Sean Evans Copy Share
