Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?" "Nope. Vampires tan, just… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink of an eye.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
He looked at her. 'In order to finish, I'll have to have defeated six Infected, Dusk, and Vengeous himself.' Yeah. So?' The… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
So that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It's really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Where are you going?" "Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do." "Why did you pause?' "I'm sorry?" "You paused. You… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.” — Derek Landy Copy Share
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field… — Derek Landy Copy Share
We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace… — Derek Landy Copy Share
