If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in… — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth?… — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they're alike. They're both wonderful as long as… — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
“The best index to a perso's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good and how he treats people who… — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
“In response to a letter regarding the writer's lack of religious belief: The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.” — Abigail van Buren Copy Share Image
“You could move.” ~Abigail Van Buren, "DEAR ABBY" In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the… — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more... — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
