Is it weekend already oR is it Just me feeling like it is…???! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero Fucks were given.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis… — Richard Davies Copy Share Image
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Having the democrats watch your money is like having Michael Vick watch your dog for the weekend — Tim Pawlenty Copy Share Image
Going to Villa was just a really nice thing that I, my dad and brother could do every other weekend together. — Ben Francis Copy Share Image
My grandfather was a politician and lived in Washington, D.C., so as a kid, I used to go to D.C. every other… — Alexandra Daddario Copy Share Image
“Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.” — Elizabeth C. Bunce Copy Share Image
Mercedes' goal is to win, but we can't leave every single weekend disappointed if we don't win because everybody will get demoralized. — George Russell Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My mother always told me that came first. I started modeling in 11th grade and it was something that I did after… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
The difficult thing about practice isn't learning to sit for an hour, or sit for a weekend, or go on a three-month… — Larry Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Is this some sort of boys’ weekend that I’m not supposed to intrude on? Because I can totally leave before they hurt… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
Most people live in the city and go to the country at the weekend, and that's posh and aristocratic, but actually to… — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
It is good to take a weekend and just you, or you and your dog, head out into the wilderness. Walk by… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I was in high school in Los Angeles, my mother, who was a speech therapist, agreed to stay over the weekend… — Mona Simpson Copy Share Image
I love to cook, but, after spending a full day in the Bon Appetit test kitchen, the last thing I need to… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to have sex - you don't have to have a baby when you're 16. You don't have to do drugs.… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Do you write every day?' 'Oh, no. Oh, I sort of try. I don't work very hard, really. Really I'm on vacation.… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
“They party all night Friday night, straight through Saturday and Saturday night, and then they sleep enough on Sunday to go to… — Jason Ellis/ Mike Tully Copy Share Image
I was born on Halloween night, 2:00 am on November 1st, but still Halloween night in the USA. I think it was… — Massimo Dobrovic Copy Share Image
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The pursuit of God is not a part-time, weekend exercise. If it is, chances are you will experience a part-time, weekend freedom.… — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image