My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
No sleeping...live it up like its the weekend, tell the DJ to play the right song cause we're gonna drink and party… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Nature; it always inspires me. Living in New York, it can get quite stressful sometimes, so on the weekends, I like to… — Valentina Zelyaeva Copy Share Image
Agencies which frequently work nights and weekends are more stimulating, more successful - and more profitable. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
The weekend is all about teaching the children life skills and getting them out in all weathers. — John Torode Copy Share Image
So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Days and nights have passed away yet the thought of you still occupy the whole of my heart . I never forget… — Winford Copy Share Image
My parents were going through a divorce, and I used to go spend all weekend at the movies to get away from… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it. I just want to finish what… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
The primary part of the weekend is centered around my children, and I have to be flexible. To call an audible is… — Lyor Cohen Copy Share Image
I got to Nashville on Labor Day weekend in 1972. And the Grand Ole Opry is still there, the Country Music Hall… — Marty Stuart Copy Share Image
To supply people for ages in camps makes no sense... you have to rebuild that cabana that they rent out to tourists… — Sam Worthington Copy Share Image
One of my first jobs was in Italy and that's where I saw cocaine for the first time. There was a murder… — Linda Evangelista Copy Share Image
When you're doing something for yourself, or your best friend or family, you're not going to cheese out. If you don't love… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Some People are always complaining about Monday/wrk . but if it was a 3 day weekend youll be complaining about Tuesday lol… — JSV Copy Share Image
I hate Christmas. Everything is designed for families, romance, warmth, emotion and presents, and if you have no boyfriend, no money, your… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was racing, we were more used to seeing some horrific accidents. For example, Michael Schumacher is a great world champion,… — Jackie Stewart Copy Share Image
I just don't think pastors should turn their pulpits into public policy platforms. It cheapens the gospel. Our congregation doesn't need another… — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something… — Brad Renfro Copy Share Image
“Let's go over the facts one more time," Josh says. "This is your first weekend away from home?" "Yes." "Your first weekend… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do… — Richard Nelson Bolles Copy Share Image
For the drivers, a weekend off would be nice, but for the fans, it would not be a very good deal. — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
There are films that cost a lot of money that might be decent films. But if they don't perform in that first… — Grant Heslov Copy Share Image
At your church, the week is more important than the weekend. Empower people and send them out for the week. — J. D. Greear Copy Share Image
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The girls are stayin' over the weekend. So you know it's about to be some freakin.' — Cali Swag District Copy Share Image
Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Always take some of the play, fun, freedom and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work” — Rasheed Ogunlaru Copy Share Image
I wish I could say I write 9-5. It's usually more like 8-6, every day but the weekends. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was lucky enough as a kid to spend most of my weekends at the Fillmore East. On a great night, that… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
