May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to the non-existent wedding you're planning on Pinterest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Wishes on Your Wedding Day! May your stay together have every happiness in your new life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that forever the two of you are one. Congratulations on your engagement! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day may come and go, but may your love forever grow. Congratulations to the perfect couple! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a Happy Silver Wedding. A day that's filled with fun and remember 25 years ago when two became one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From this moment on, you will be one. A couple who will love and cherish each other. Wishing you a lifetime of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A handsome guy and a pretty girl will make a beautiful wedding; but a faithful man and a pious woman will make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am too sure that you will not fail in your matrimonial home; we will be consistent and persistent in remembering you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage be filled with all the right ingredients: a heap of love, a dash of humor, a touch of romance,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes…It'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is here and will be gone too fast, but your love will go on forever. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rule #1 in all bridal magazines. Give yourself a year to plan the perfect wedding.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yours is a model union, and a couple never looked so natural and harmonious, a marriage made in heaven! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's focus on pairing single guests to avoid the reality of spending eternity as a couple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your joining together bring you more joy than you can imagine. Congratulations on your engagement! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow and always living together as husband and wife. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to the perfect couple! Must say cupid did a great job bringing you together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you the best in your marriage! You deserve the very best on this joyous occasion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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