Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a 3 ring circus, First is the engagement ring, Second comes the wedding ring, Third comes the suffering ring... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to have SEX with the one you love so much , so it wearing the safest thing.. Know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
