My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's enjoy the gorgeous summer weather before it somehow tries to murder us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Groundhog found fog. New snows and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spittin'; if you're not mitten-smitten, you'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone must be hurt, if it ever becomes necessary to bear pains, weather strong winds, or withstand trials or opposition, let… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conversation may be compared to a lyre with seven chords-philosophy, art, poetry, love, scandal, and the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Flurries early, pristine and pearly. Winter's come calling! Can we endure so premature a falling? Some may find this trend distressing- others… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should start naming hurricanes after ghetto names, cause wouldn't you be scared of a hurricane Sha'Nay Nay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Years ago, when he was around fourteen, he'd been all hipped on the idea of going to India. He read books about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nothing grows among its pinnacles; there is no shade except under great toadstools of sandstone whose bases have been eaten to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is possible only through challenges. Life is possible only when you have both good weather and bad weather, when you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want nice weather so I can drive around and blast ratchet music with my friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is now over. It's Get the hell away from me, it's hot as fuck weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like these cold mornings and warm days. Weather, make up your mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the music and rain sound the same, what an incredible sound they make! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should expect the best and the worst of mankind, as from the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get the news I need on the weather report And I have nothing to do today but smile — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The summer heat has made me exhausted from trying to dress as slutty as everyone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
