Before the Paralympic movement I definitely didn't like wearing shorts because people would stare at me. — Jessica Long Copy Share Image
That moment when there is snow on the ground and your wearing shorts a tank top and no shoes... Lol — Ashley Mae Thorne Copy Share Image
I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Don't call her a slut if she's wearing shorts. A b*tch when she's proving a point. A flirt when she's nice or… — Alexia Copy Share Image
“Thank God she wasn't wearing shorts. She hadn't shaved her legs in a week, theorizing that October in the mountains was pretty… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying it doesn’t, would you consider invading Russia… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Don't call her a slut if she's wearing shorts, a bitch if she's proving a point, a flirt when she's being nice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez-- talk… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
One of the biggest changes in my lifetime, is the phenomenon of men wearing shorts. Men never wore shorts when I was… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Wearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it's probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
