I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I want to reach the status of becoming a mogul. And the only way you get there is by work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You've gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Oh, my mama was awesome. Very strict, overreligious, loved the Lord, loved rules. But she had to be that way because of… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I think poetry can be a kind of secular way in which people can be led to approach the difficult parts of… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
We don't always possess faith in the sense of having a clear embodiment of something to hang on to. The relationship between… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you hear so much and everybody is praising you, you can get lost in that. You can start thinking that… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When you're coming up with new material, it's not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There seems to be something poetically that doesn't work or is limiting when you call God 'God' in a poem. When I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
