The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There's a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. "Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things." The idea… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you,… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. — Joe Rogan Copy Share
