Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
It wasn't a conscious effort to have kids later. It was just the way life goes. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I think it's really important to be kind, especially to people whose lives are grim - I try hard to cheer people… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I love everything about books. I love the content, the way they look and even the lovely way they smell. I think… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I think a lot of women are incredibly tough and they're just really admirable. Especially the way that, given what they've got,… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I tried to eat better too, but when you're on tour you literally just eat some hideous pork pie on the motorway… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Some men are deeply likable but have attitudes I don't like. Does that mean I should completely dismiss them? It's like saying:… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Having done a normal job for 10 years, as a psychiatric nurse dealing with emergencies, I know what terrible, hopeless lives some… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share
I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do… — Jo Brand Copy Share
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts. — Jo Brand Copy Share
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. — Jo Brand Copy Share
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe. — Jo Brand Copy Share
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your… — Jo Brand Copy Share
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and… — Jo Brand Copy Share
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she… — Jo Brand Copy Share
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they tend to… — Jo Brand Copy Share
Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's… — Jo Brand Copy Share
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners — Jo Brand Copy Share
There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me. — Jo Brand Copy Share
