I went out with a guy from Wolverhampton once. He took me to watch a Wolves match. A man in the seat behind me burned a hole in my coat with a cigarette. — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
I did a standup show called 'Show Me the Funny,' so from that I got some TV stuff and people would book me for… — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
I once hosted the Butcher Shop of the Year Awards. There's nothing like performing to the personification of the phrase a 'sausage fest' to… — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
I'd like to be on 'Graham Norton.' Just because I used to do the audience warm-up for the 'Graham Norton' show, and I just… — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
There's always someone out there being mean, but what upsets me is the spite. Why are you like that? Why are you so horrible? — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
I was working in a day job in marketing but I had my sights on doing an open-mic night. — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in babies at all. Babies to me are like wasps: pointless, irritating and even one can ruin a picnic. They're just… — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
If you haven't truly died a million times as a comic you haven't gigged enough! — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
Everyone knows the feeling where you're in the pub and you make your mates laugh. It's awesome, you feel like you rock. That's what… — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
