I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point? — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish." — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's… — Joy Behar Copy Share
