“This is the worst story I think you’ve ever told me, and I’ve heard quite a few humdingers.” I went to the sink and washed my hands, then I stuck my head under the faucet and gargled. What I really… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Just one freaking time I would like to have a banner day where everything goes according to plan.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“The snow was knee-deep, my leg hurt, and my sweats were soaked, but I was hopped up on painkillers and a huge dose of… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Darkness is drowned by three lights; nature, knowledge, and truth. Start there.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“She must have been tired, because instead of jamming the whip down Monique’s throat, she stood up and, in a very even tone, said,… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Let’s get something straight. There is nothing wrong with you. Everyone has his or her quirks. Yours is just affecting your life in a… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“The timer dinged a few minutes later and Cinnamon sucked in her breath. "You want me to check?" I asked. "I'll do it." I… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Monique, I realize that it's a short list of men in this town you haven't tied up, held down or sent to the free… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Are you nuts?” I kept my eyes on the dog when I said, “I prefer the term eccentric.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share
