Warped Quotes

“Life is warped. I'm just in sync.”

— Margaret Atwood

You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself.

— Athanasius of Alexandria

I think the only festival I ever went to was Warped Tour.

— Brendon Urie

I think Warped Tour's bringing something special to me.

— Lights

We don't have Warped Tour in Australia.

— Luke Hemmings

I think people have a warped sense of who I am.

— Joe Buck

“Time has warped our understanding of the universe.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

— Darren Shan

“It's always the most beautiful people who go around telling everyone else that life doesn't have to be so hard.”

— Mallory Arnold

Warped Tour is completely in a league of its own. It's this crazy cross between a real, full tour and a festival.

— Chrissy Costanza

Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on Warped Tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.

— Gerard Way

“She was like a candle that just went out. All the circles that made her up suddenly got lopsided and warped.”

— Yevgeny Zamyatin

“Flowers? Fuck those. Chocolates? Pathetic. But daring me to kill you? Damn. That's fucking hot.”

— Ashlyn Hades

“Never stand in the way of letting God use people’s actions, in order to solve a greater issue in the world.”

— Shannon L. Alder

Beauty set up distance between other people and me. It warped their behavior.

— Candice Bergen

I was exactly having fun. I was stone miserable, but I wasn't hating doing it; I was loving doing it, but it's…

— Mick Farren

Always from day one, we were the band on Warped Tour with a fog machine, and our backdrop had to be up…

— M. Shadows

I am loath to suggest 'Visitor Q' to anyone, because you've got to have a warped brain to even understand or appreciate…

— James Gunn

“My mind warped and twisted, From too many years in a personal hell, You’d think I’d run from triggering emotions, But I’ve…

— Frances Woodard

We are normally involved in Ozzfest and heavier tours. We love all the tours we've done, but I always thought it'd be…

— Maria Brink

“Warped Tour flings. Spend all day and night together without a care for what happens when the tour is over. They should…

— Alexandria Bishop

“The bright blue sky remained cloudless, and the aquamarine ocean still crashed gently onto the white sand beach, but the scene was…

— Lynne Matson

“I have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry…

— Gerri R. Gray

Semi-facetiously, when people ask me why I write these kinds of stories, I simply say that I was warped as a child.…

— Stephen King

There was a time when we were in a van and handing out the CDs at Warped Tour. We had a two-song…

— Johnny Christ

“On no subject are our ideas more warped and pitiable than on death. ... Let children walk with nature, let them see…

— John Muir

“Oh if only I could take my mother away and never know of these things again. But it was impossible, the machine…

— Iris Murdoch

“Love God's people. Because we have come here and shut ourselves within these walls, we are no holier than those that are…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Those close to [Patricia Highsmith], particularly her family, often commented on how Highsmith's vision of reality was a warped one. In April…

— Andrew Wilson

“Modern architects and engineers are still trying to understand how the ancient Greeks were able to build the Parthenon in ten years…

— Christopher Dunn

“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.”

— Jessica Park

“You know, in everyone’s life you go through just trying to learn what one times one is—one times one equals one.”

— S.B. Redd

And I hope we get the chance to play Warped Tour. That would be really nice.

— Bill Kaulitz