“Like I need to play on the Wii when you're there willing to f*** me. Video games are what men invented to fill the sex void. Any man who chooses video games over sex deserves to live in his mother's… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“In any case, in general, I prefer to avoid conflict when I can. Not because I'm afraid or because I'm too weak to fight back. But because conflict eats up your time. It is exhaustive in terms of energy you… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“All right. And if any of you get hurt I'm going to be really mad. I sleep with a Glock next to my bed… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“But first he was going to eat her until he made her come really,really hard.He leaned in close and breathed her in.Then he licked.So.Fucking.Good.” — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“I hope you find a place in your life when you can let go and be happy. But I’m not a dirty secret. I’m… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“Look at you. How did you happen to me?" Gods, shew as just going to cry if he kept this up. "I just .… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“Sugar, I am not playing a game. This is serious. I mean to woo you, so shut up and let me do it.” — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“It was a huge comfort to have a person who'd keep you honest with yourself and who also gave you safe harbour.” — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“There had been no one thing at which to point blame. The break-up was the accumulation of months of dissatisfaction. But if there was… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“I know your game, you know. You get nasty when you're backed into a corner.” — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“You, little bird, are welcome to any and all of my cookies. I’d even share my cake with you.” — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“Ben told me when I was in middle school that girls loved boys who liked to dance. I can’t lie. I totally started dancing… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
