“Bumped uglies?” I repeated on a laugh. “You are a retired phone sex operator and the best you can come up with is ‘bump uglies’? I’m disappointed in you.” “Gland to gland combat? Slytherin in the Hufflepuff? Doing the monster… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“Anyone who has ever been in love, truly, magnificently in love, knows that it is torture. It is ugly and messy and brings out… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“Poverty is the surest way to weigh down a soul. And weighted soul does whatever it can do to get some burden off.” — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“This isn't coffee," I accused immediately as the rich smell of chocolate met my nose, making me almost want to groan. Okay, I totally… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“And no person, I was convinced, ever loved as deeply as an animal did for the person who cared for them.” — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“So, to put it perfectly frankly, I was horny. I was horny and Paine was attractive and charming and he had this tiny little… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“I'm no doctor here," Pagan interrupted the tense silence a minute later, "but I'm pretty sure you should be breathing. You know, in through… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“Giiiirl," Benny said, fanning himself with the appointment book. "I'm as gay as Todrick's ballet shoes and even I have a semi from that."… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“It forces you out of your comfort zone. And people, well, we love our comfort zones. In fact, we tend to love our comfort… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives?… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“It's not the things that we did impulsively, without thought, without consideration of consequences that we end up regretting. It's the things we didn't… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
