“Now listen here, I’m not gay. I’m as far from gay as you can possibly get - be-hee-hee-lieve me on that one! I love me some pussy. Football. Domestic beer. Poker. World War II movies. T- bone steak. Big dogs.… — Danger Slater Copy Share Image
“Startled, I accidently knock over my inkwell. A black tsunami of ink sprawls out across the page, engulfing the tiny village of my words.… — Danger Slater Copy Share Image
“My tribesmen and I party deep into the night, drinking and dancing and going balls-to-the-wall, slap-yo-grandma buck-ass wild, just as the Chief had instructed.… — Danger Slater Copy Share Image
“Everyone is an asshole," says Libby. "I suppose all you can hope to be is a lighter shade of brown.” — Danger Slater Copy Share Image
“Now listen here, I’m not gay. I’m as far from gay as you can possibly get - be-hee-hee-lieve me on that one! I love… — Danger Slater Copy Share Image
