“Half of me wants to do it, while the other half says, No, amputate the other side of your body.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's like half of me really wants to be with you and the other half just wants to be over you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re one of those annoying glass half-full guys, aren’t you?” “I’m more of a full glass kind of guy. Who wants half… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
