“A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I nearly wrecked the universe. He wanted to spank me, but decided not to, because he was afraid it would come off as… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He couldn’t believe how badly he wanted to spank that sexy little ass in her faded blue jeans. Squeeze it and spank it and rub it. And bang it. He wanted to bang Beverly Anderson. Jesus H. Christ.” — Penny Watson Copy Share Image