I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me. — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again. — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza! — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
I think very frequently, musicians become a victim of every song they sing. I like all kinds of recreation. It's aggressive. I… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello — David Lee Roth Copy Share
Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
I'm gonna abandon my spirit to them, which is actually what I attempt to do. You work yourself up into that state and you… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records. — David Lee Roth Copy Share
Somebody asked me the question not too long ago: 'Dave, do you think the music business has turned corrupt.' I said: 'Absolutely not -… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.” — David Lee Roth Copy Share
I am a one-trick pony. If you tell most people to draw a picture of a tree, they'd draw 35 branches and 10,000 leaves.… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
I'm a natural behind the camera... My attentions are more toward behind the scenes, more toward creating, producing, and directing what's going on here...… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
Stick your head above the crowd and eventually somebody will throw a rock at it. — David Lee Roth Copy Share
We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those… — David Lee Roth Copy Share
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make. — David Lee Roth Copy Share
