“...I want what can't possibly happen, and that is why we broke up.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“But I want it anyway, Ed. I want what can't possibly happen, and that is why we broke up.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
She gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a filmgoer in any kind… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to prompt the illustrator to… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
When you say, "History is written by the winners," you like to think about someone who isn't you. You want to think,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
And when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration for 'All The Wrong… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
The whole thing of what I’ve been trying,” you said, “is that you’re different, and you keep asking about the other girls, but what… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
I wrote a comedy, which hopefully [Rick director] Curtiss Clayton will bring to the screen, that I thought was the antithesis of all my… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
