I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on -… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next.… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share
I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others. — Bob Saget Copy Share
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one! — Bob Saget Copy Share
